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Hey, you zombies, get off our lawn!

Poll #1381329 ZOMBIES! Or, what happens to your mind when you find a surgery video web site just before bedtime

Slow zombies, or fast zombies?

Fast zombies all the way
1(5.0%)
Are you kidding? Slow zombies!
19(95.0%)

Weapon of choice?

Shotgun
8(40.0%)
Chainsaw, duh!
2(10.0%)
Cricket bat
3(15.0%)
Steamroller
4(20.0%)
Other (feel free to elaborate in comments)
3(15.0%)

Who is fighting at your side?

Spouse, SO, girlfriend/boyfriend
7(35.0%)
Faithful pit bull doggie, Mr. Fluffy
2(10.0%)
Bestest friend
5(25.0%)
US Navy SEALS
5(25.0%)
Some cute celebrity who'd be useless (feel free to elaborate in comments)
1(5.0%)

Who hath wrought this apocalyptic doom?

Secret military experiments gone wrongof course!
8(40.0%)
Alien death rays
0(0.0%)
Some mad scientist dude
4(20.0%)
The wrath of teh godz!
0(0.0%)
I dunno, l but I blame Dick Cheney
8(40.0%)

What's your cliche ending?

Dooomed! We're all dooooomed!
2(10.0%)
We survive the night, only to have bestest friend accidently impaled on cricket bat
2(10.0%)
Army arrives just in time to save the day!
4(20.0%)
Agent arrives just in time to negotiate contract for sequel!
3(15.0%)
Captain Jack arrives, just in time to create slash fiction!
9(45.0%)

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jabberwockypie
Apr. 13th, 2009 11:30 pm (UTC)
We survive with minimal casualties thanks to the fact that my friends and I are all NERDS and have planned for this. We figure out how to destroy the zombies.

I then use my knowledge of post-apocalyptic economics and my powers of manipulation to create the land of Emilytopia. Using the power of Teamwork and Awesomitude, I expand my empire and rule as a fairly benevolent Evil Overlord.

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