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President Barack Obama starring in, a Sparkly State Dinner

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:28:50 GMT

Hello, Citizens of this Great Country! I am your Presidential Action Figure, Barack Obama. Welcome once again to my Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset of Wonderful. It is a very special occasion today, as we are hosting our very first sparkly bipartisan state dinner! We're expecting many very special guests!

And look who just walked in! It's Sparkly Vampire Edward Cullen! Welcome, Sparkly Vampire Edward Cullen, to my Sparkly Oval Office Playset State Dinner!

No, Vice President Sarah Palin! This is Sparkly Vampire Edward Cullen! This is not "That Wolf Dude." That is a different character. Besides, I think you'll find in my Sparkly Oval Office playset, that violence is never the solution!!!! Unless, of course, it involves ZOMBIES. Because, that is just awesome.

O NOES! It looks like I have spoken too soon! It looks like we have an uninvited guest attending our sparkly state dinner: A ZOMBIE! Rahm, will you please quit clowning around with Ex-Vice President Dick Cheney, and BRING ME SOME AWESOME FIREPOWER!

But wait, it looks like I spoke too soon! Zombie simply wants Sparkly Edward Cullen to autograph his movie poster, so he can post it on his Facebook page. Haha, how charming!

So you see, Vice President Sarah Palin, let this be a teaching moment to you! Violence is not the answer, especially when you can get a keen (and sparkly!) photo opportunity!! Until next time, everybody, stay bipartisan!!

Sparkly Bipartisan Memories:
Welcome to the Super Excellent Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset!.
President Barack Obama meets the Brand New Prime Minister of Britain.
A Very Special Episode featuring lightsabers & stuff.
A bipartisan 4th of July message from your presidential action figure.
Hey! I Coulda Had A G8!
Health Care and You, starring Barack Obama Super Presidential Action Figure & Friends
A Sparkly Bipartisan Cocktail Hour starring Barack Obama.

tiki's twits

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:30:17 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

07:09 Hey, dudes! BUY A SARLACC pin! www.sarlacc.org/ Millennium Falcon + Space Needle = Awesome. #
07:11 @amiryfenn Are you questioning the taste of people who write slash fiction? ^_^ #
07:13 Large Xmas Stitch from the Disney Store: you can't tell from my photo, but he's pretty huge, like 12" tall. flic.kr/p/7hUa2e #
07:14 @amiryfenn Is this new Transformers stuff, or the "classic?" #
07:19 @amiryfenn
I've seen some older Japanese TF slash. It involved tentacles. It is an image that's impossible to unsee. #
07:25 ZOMG wanna buy something bloodstained! showtime.auction.seenon.com/ #
08:58 Whoa, NOBODY showed up at work today. Time to crank the boombox with some SHOW TUNES? Yes, precioussssss.... #
09:01 "They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no...." #
09:19 @patchworkboy "It's time to tryyyyy defyyyyying gravity...." (Fortunately, my horrific singing voice does not project as far as Florida.) #
10:37 Today's Japanese -> English translation program wonderfulness: "Yahoo ring phlegm settlement." #
10:49 Idjit in line ahead at PO ostentatiously STARING at my packages. Um, it's the post office, dude. What am I *supposed* to be carrying? #
12:09 Asked for peppermint Bellacino with no whip. It came *with* whip. O noes, I guess I will just have to suffer.... #
12:21 @bondgirlboots Wait... What... WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT STIG DOLL???? #
12:23 @bondgirlboots Do you know the scale? <
a href="http://twitter.com/tikistitch/statuses/6018099865">#</a>
12:29 @bondgirlboots "Has a wire skeleton, just like the real Stig!" Dang, I need one! #
12:30 @bondgirlboots That's the site I found!! "Unavailable." Heh. Will figure out how to snag one.... #
12:33 @bondgirlboots Someone had said there was gonna be a Stig *magazine* for kids in the UK as well. #
21:00 At Ivars, watching huge scary bird. Everybody keep clam. #

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Sparkly, Sparkly Vampire Smack

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:05:13 GMT

'Twilight' Connection in Big Heroin Bust

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So THAT'S how Edward keeps that glisteny sheen!

Hey, Live Journal Dudes!

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:38:10 GMT

Buy our pin!

It's for charity dammit!

tiki's twits

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:30:14 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

12:44 This morning's Urge to Stab was NOT brought on by eBay. Does this represent Progress? Or Decline? #
12:48 Joe Lieberman: afraid of being beat up by a GIRL! Hahahaha.... bit.ly/6DWcsz // via Buzzflash #
13:11 Baby Santa Stitch Outfit: because if you *just* dress your baby in a Santa suit, you're hardly trying!! flic.kr/p/7hPsMi #
13:44 Disney ornament sets from Family Mart in Japan: www.s-kuji.com/xmas.html flic.kr/p/7hPTUv #
20:03 Trek Blu Ray, or new Ho
use? Trek or House? Trek or House?? Aiiiiiii....... #
21:05 @patchworkboy You know you can limit who can bid on your eBay items to US only, right? #
21:12 @patchworkboy In that case I think you're good! Gah. eBay + Italians = disaster. #
21:20 Tonight we've substituted a Star Trek Blu Ray for my husband's usual Clone Wars. Do you think he'll notice?? #
21:25 @patchworkboy I'm now imagining a roving band of Italian Sailor Moon collectors marauding through Tokyo. #
21:42 Stitches of the Caribbean Lenticular Glasses. (OK, so there's some other characters as well.) flic.kr/p/7hUcqP #

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Sooooo....

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:11:37 GMT

Remember this guy?

He's back.

And he brought his friends.

(Yeah, they put a tiny action figure in the schooner. So, we had to buy it.)

These are also cool.

More pix over on the Flickr. They're supposively available only at the Disney parks, but seems that Disney online is also offering them. A lot easier to get them shipped to your home than it is to carry a pirate schooner onto Space Mountain, we thinks.

tiki's twits

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:30:16 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

09:37 FYI Seattle folks: Disney liquidators is open, underneath Target store @ Northgate. Open 'til 9 most days. Tons of Disney park clothing. #
14:01 Stopped by Disney liquidators last night and picked up a number of logo t shirts from the parks. flic.kr/p/7hBDcS #

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tiki's twits

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:30:18 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

11:38 Got somebody banned from eBay this week. Betting pool: how long will it be 'til they're back under another alias? #
13:13 Some Stitchie UFO catchers from Singapore: because, you know, you can never have too many crane machine toys. flic.kr/p/7hkThu #
17:41 @amiryfenn twitpic.com/qfz2c - Does he sparkle????? #
18:44 Which Edward is sparkliest?? flic.kr/p/7hpogj #
19:56 @patchworkboy YES! He is needed for Obama'
s sparkly cabinet!! #
20:00 ZOMG Grinch! #
20:01 (The real one, not the Jim Carrey nonsense.) #
20:13 Just thinking, if I cut myself trying to debox sparkly Edward Cullen Barbie & thus bleed to death - would that be ironic, or what??? #
20:25 I think my Edward might've gotten double dipped in the sparkly sauce. flic.kr/p/7hqm8A #

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We like to watch

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:56:28 GMT

More weird Moon stuff on ebay starting tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel

Weird week - I've got ten kajillion bazillion watchers on everything, but almost no bids. So, might be worth checking out, if you're into Bargain Basement Moon type stuffs.

It's been a weird week in general on eBay, but I'm not gonna go into that now.

tiki's twits

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:30:17 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

09:47 The muse has struck: I feel a message from Pres. Obama's sparkley oval office playset coming on... #
11:13 President Obama's Sparkly Bipartisan Cocktail Hour: now with even more special guests! tikistitch.livejournal.com/1371903.html #
13:14 Noco Noco Stitch as Jack Skellington. flic.kr/p/7h4X76 #
14:33 Let's all go to Cuba, overwhelm them commies with our keen Blu Ray players and iPhones! bit.ly/6ope7m // via @buzzflash #
14:35 Boba Fett Cake? Where?? twitpic.com/q8q7s // via @bonniegrrl @Charm_CityCakes: #
15:21 Officemate just suggested we bring in a bottle of wine on these Friday afternoons. Best. Officemate. Ever. #
16:58 @amandatinney That's keen. Is that from SW Weekends? #
17:05 Brian Williams *hearts* Jon Stewart yay! bit.ly/1MB6pa (via @seattlegeekly) #
20:56 Picked up Vanity Fair w/Robert Pattison cover. Clerk goes, "Oh, these have been selling like HOTCAKES." #
22:59 ZOMG zombie bugs and brain worms?
Best Clone Wars ever!!! #

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President Obama's Sparkly Bipartisan Cocktail Hour

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:12:06 GMT

Greetings, fellow Americans! It is I, President Barack Obama Super Action Figure (the first presidential action figure with KUNG FU GRIP!!!) It's been a while since I addressed the nation from my Sparkly Oval Office Playset, so we have many Important Matters to discuss!!! Such as....

*CLICK*

"HEY! WE'RE INTERRUPTIN' YOUR COMPUTER MACHINE!!!

Hello, America! It's me, Vice President Sarah Palin! Me and my best buddy, Vice President Dick Cheney, were just out in what I call the Real America, enjoyin' our God-given right to BEAR ARMS, and doin' stuff that Real Americans do, like SHOOTIN' DOWN SOME OF GOD'S CREATURES FROM A HELICOPTER MACHINE!

I'm also sellin' my new book, YOU BETCHA! It's an important policy document about THE BIGGEST REAL AND DEADLY THREAT TO AMERICA, namely, former McCain campaign staffers who have pissed me off! We'll be comin' soon, to a mall near you, and we'll be PACKING HEAT.

O noes, Vice President Dick Cheney! I just spotted a furry critter! And, it's CHEWING ON A CRATE OF MY BOOKS! Quick, kill it with massive firepower, as GOD INTENDED!!!

****le BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!******

Thanks, Rahm! Now, since we were so rudely interrupted, it appears we are nearly out of time. Please tune in next time, when we can discuss important matters, like MY new autobiography, I Am So Freaking Awesome Sometimes I Even Annoy Myself! For now, farewell from the Sparkling Oval Office Playset! And remember everybody, stay bipartisan!

Because Bipartisanship Roolz 'n Stuff:
Welcome to the Super Excellent Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset!.
President Barack Obama meets the Brand New Prime Minister of Britain.
A Very Special Episode featuring lightsabers & stuff.
A bipartisan 4th of July message from your presidential action figure.
Hey! I Coulda Had A G8!
Health Care and You, starring Barack Obama Super Presidential Action Figure & Friends>

tiki's twits

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:30:16 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

09:29 Hong Kong Circle K "Fun Fun Stitch" Set: because when it's Stitch, one "fun" is not enough! flic.kr/p/7gTjuw #
09:33 Threadless is gonna start making iPhone cases? Schweet! www.threadless.com/griffin #
13:41 tikistitch

Take that Commies! We're pimpin' the Hubble! j.mp/VywI3 // via @KateSherrod @IsoBan #
14:28 @KateSherrod For Soviet Bling, this park is greatest in world: tikistitch.livejournal.com/671886.html #
18:14 Overprotective Possessed Talking Doll = best name ever! www.blackphoenixtradingpost.com/naughtynice2009.html #

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Mighty Boosh Future Sailors Limited Edition

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:55:38 GMT

Mighty Boosh Future Sailors Limited Edition
Originally uploaded by tikistitch

Because you can never have too much Boosh: bought the UK Limited Edition Future Sailors DVD set. It's pretty keen! First off, you need an all regions player to play this, 'cause it's PAL, so be warned. But, you get a Boosh belt buckle, a Boosh collectible card set, and the upper left is a keen metal box to hold the DVDs. AND, if you're olde enough (like tiki) to remember that horrible PiL "metal box set," which mostly ended up scratching your PiL records (some might argue this actually improved John Lydon's voice, but I digress), don't worry: this metal box includes the DVD set safely ensconced inside a comfy cardboard case, with more of Vince Noir's colorful drawings all over it.

tiki's twits

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:30:16 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

09:38 Did every single person who got $$$ in Cash for Clunkers buy a new Cadillac? I've never seen so much bling bling out on the roadway. #
12:22 Listening to Evil Dead: The Musical. It's simultaneously wonderful and the stupidest thing ever. #
13:50 Stitch Umbrella & Raincoat: resistance is futile!!! flic.kr/p/7gDJzF #
14:14 2012 in 15 minutes, stop EVERYTHING and read: community.livejournal.com/m15m/21598.html #
22:04 No vampire sparklies for Roger @ebertchicago: tinyurl.c
om/yfd28cp // via @cleolinda. #

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tiki's twits

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:30:22 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

11:30 On the phone with eBay SafeHarbor. I think they use the Undead as staff. #
13:31 New Re-Ment Jara Jara Mascot Set: Stitch has a Scrumpie ice cream bar! flic.kr/p/7gqb3X #
16:46 I subscribed to SuperSonicQ93's channel on YouTube www.youtube.com/user/SuperSonicQ93?feature=autoshare_twitter #

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Riceball Reuben

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:24:44 GMT

Watching a bit of Stitch! to hide from eBay horrors.

I have a question: one of the show's running gags has Gantu watching a dorama. They show a bit of it at the beginning of Episode 14 (above). Anybody know if a title is ever mentioned, and if so, what it might be?

Just to further annoy Jesse

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:32:06 GMT

Re-Ment Disney Cake Deco Figures: Alice
Originally uploaded by tikistitch

Took gazillions of pictures of the new Re-Ment Disney Cake Deco Figures whilst watching Heroes/House/Prisoner last night. Didn't manage a satisfactory shot of this bit, but it's from the Alice set, and it's the little butter-fly. But, there's tons and tons of insanely cute touches in this set.

tiki's twits

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:30:18 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

08:44 Post office fun: machine is out, and only one clerk. #
11:33 Stitch invades your bento box. flic.kr/p/7gcFYb #
14:19 Just got cut off by a car sporting a COEXIST bumper sticker. #
14:50 Got my Playbeast Pete Fowler Mighty Boosh Figures yay! flic.kr/p/7gbuYM #
19:40 New Re-Ment Disney Cake Deco Figures: oh the cute!!! flic.kr/p/7geXk4 #
19:43 Catching up on The Prisoner reboot. Desperately want them to make a spinoff sh
ow of the soap opera. #
20:03 Best. Keychain. Evar. Thanks, Mark!!! flic.kr/p/7gjbVN #

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tiki's twits

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:30:22 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

14:27 Lots of eBay ending and starting. Trying to mellow out watching lots of Stitch! anime. #

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tiki's twits

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:30:16 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

09:09 OMG when did strollers start getting cupholders? Yuppies, hahaha.... #
09:55 @patchworkboy I always go to the Help tab and search "block bidder." There's a "manage bidders" page, but I always forget to book mark it! #
09:57 OMGWTF FB? RT @mashable: Facebook Unlinks Your Twitter Links - bit.ly/4xYZWB #
10:55 @patchworkboy Oh, no, you definitely don't have to wait until she's bid! You can block anyone. #
18:30 Disney POTC ship - featuring Stitch as Barbossa! tinyurl.com/y9phxox #
23:02 Egad! Coastal Kitchen has churros y chocolate!! #

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Disney Pirates of the Caribbean Ship

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:28:47 GMT

Disney Pirates of the Caribbean Ship
Originally uploaded by tikistitch

Sooo, remember the Stitch as Barbossa I posted a while back? Well, as it happens, THAT'S NOT THE END OF IT! I was browsing the Dizzney store, and there's actually a whole POTC figure set, featuring Stitch, plus lenticular POTC glasses, featuring Stitch, plus an ENTIRE POTC SHIP, featuring Stitch!

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Weekly eBay blah blah blay

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:46:37 GMT

Putting up some nice stuff this week, if I do say so myself. Anyways, these dolls in their school fuku (or Mars is in her temple outfit) caused us much panic back when we Old Timers were collecting. Forgot I actually managed to score them somehow, but I opened a box, and there they were. Notice Mars actually comes with her little throwing paper curse thingie.

Stuff is ending here tomorrow, and new stuff is up at the same time. Go take a look. Unless you've had an accident with a tanning lamp.

tiki's twits

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:30:22 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

09:21 Mysterious Halloween UFO set: Cat, Vampire and ... er .. Elf? flic.kr/p/7fkvh4 #
10:01 @amiryfenn twitpic.com/pd8wt - Octi!!!! You can't go wrong with cephalopods. #
10:24 The very best of my collection: the Stitch Toilet Seat Cover. flic.kr/p/7fq233 #
10:28 @Templesmith "In Los Angeles, every bartender under the age of 70 has a screenplay and is in a rock band" - Ebert's review of Overnight. #
11:03 W
ho took all the Kit Kats?????? #
12:05 @twotone Gah! I totally burned out on reading the BPAL seasonal site about 1/3 of the way down. Guess that's why I'm not a scent person. #
12:25 This won't quite stretch over my iPhone. ^_^;;; Japan, why won't you make a Stitch cover for my 3G? flic.kr/p/7fnoLc #
21:41 Stitch's World Tour: North America. Dangit, I'm still missing one!!! flic.kr/p/7fsdm4 #

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Barbie Goes Twilight

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:51:33 GMT

You have to click on it so it's not teensy and fuzzy. Unless you like your Twilight teensy and fuzzy.

I'm still mad about Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.

tiki's twits

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:30:18 GMT

todays twisted twittering:

09:21 Came back to work to find server frozen. Does this mean I get to go home again?? #
09:28 Went through my set of monthly astrology Stitches last night & found I'm missing 2 of them so far. AARGH! flic.kr/p/7f8dbV #
10:23 I see London... A selection of Stitch underpants. flic.kr/p/7fcccf #
10:41 "Beginning dump of physical memory." Oh, Windoze, you scamp! #
11:07 @amiryfenn twitpic.com/p8tg6 - Oh, hells, you weren't kidding about how long it
was getting! #
11:57 Dx: Windows 2000 impaled itself on its own security update. Rx: back to the shop with ye! Thanks, MS, for bringing thrills! #
12:13 @amiryfenn Back when I was studying low fat dietary intervention, people at parties would use this as cue to tell me about their diets. :-P #
12:21 Another odd one: Disney characters cavort on lady-shaped plastic bottles. From Japan. Of course. flic.kr/p/7fdU71 #
13:27 Stitch "disaster prevention" hood: supposedly flame-resistant materials. Use as cushion during non-disastrous days. flic.kr/p/7feyRC #
14:27 Stitch dog costume: because there's NOTHING more awesome to do to a dog! flic.kr/p/7fbpfF #
15:34 This is pretty darned cool: Stitch Toys R Us Limited Sanshin from Japan. flic.kr/p/7fc4v6 #

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