But, you already knew that.

A couple of non-spoilery comments, but I've tucked them under a cut anyways....

( It's not how you are, but how you LOOK! )

Greetings, Citizens! It is I, Barack Obama Presidential Action Figure, along with my BFF, the Brand New Prime Minister of Britain, and his brand new girlfriend, who he met at my Oval Office playset. I didn't actually catch her name, but I think she's a cosmetics salesman, because she keeps shouting about "Powder Makeup!"

You might wonder why we are not hanging out, being all bipartisan and stuff at my awesome Super Excellent Presidential Oval Office of Wonder Playset. Ah! This is because we are all out riding my magical bantha, Aloysius, to the even more awesome G8 Summit International Super Excellent Action Playset. Some people seem to think I ride Air Force One to my international events. I do not. Air Force One is for punks. Aloysius the Bantha is the only way to ride!

( Ride the bantha! )

MOAR!
Welcome to the Super Excellent Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset!.
President Barack Obama meets the Brand New Prime Minister of Britain.
A Very Special Episode featuring lightsabers & stuff.
A bipartisan 4th of July message from your presidential action figure.