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Greetings, fellow Americans! It is I, President Barack Obama Super Action Figure (the first presidential action figure with KUNG FU GRIP!!!) It's been a while since I addressed the nation from my Sparkly Oval Office Playset, so we have many Important Matters to discuss!!! Such as....

*CLICK*



"HEY! WE'RE INTERRUPTIN' YOUR COMPUTER MACHINE!!!





Hello, America! It's me, Vice President Sarah Palin! Me and my best buddy, Vice President Dick Cheney, were just out in what I call the Real America, enjoyin' our God-given right to BEAR ARMS, and doin' stuff that Real Americans do, like SHOOTIN' DOWN SOME OF GOD'S CREATURES FROM A HELICOPTER MACHINE!



I'm also sellin' my new book, YOU BETCHA! It's an important policy document about THE BIGGEST REAL AND DEADLY THREAT TO AMERICA, namely, former McCain campaign staffers who have pissed me off! We'll be comin' soon, to a mall near you, and we'll be PACKING HEAT.



O noes, Vice President Dick Cheney! I just spotted a furry critter! And, it's CHEWING ON A CRATE OF MY BOOKS! Quick, kill it with massive firepower, as GOD INTENDED!!!



****le BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!******



Thanks, Rahm! Now, since we were so rudely interrupted, it appears we are nearly out of time. Please tune in next time, when we can discuss important matters, like MY new autobiography, I Am So Freaking Awesome Sometimes I Even Annoy Myself! For now, farewell from the Sparkling Oval Office Playset! And remember everybody, stay bipartisan!





Because Bipartisanship Roolz 'n Stuff:
Welcome to the Super Excellent Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset!.
President Barack Obama meets the Brand New Prime Minister of Britain.
A Very Special Episode featuring lightsabers & stuff.
A bipartisan 4th of July message from your presidential action figure.
Hey! I Coulda Had A G8!
Health Care and You, starring Barack Obama Super Presidential Action Figure & Friends>

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( 4 cousins babbled — babble away! )
nitasee
Nov. 20th, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
More reason to *heart* Rahm Emanuel!
spazzygirl19
Nov. 20th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
So awesome.
avaneanime
Nov. 20th, 2009 09:14 pm (UTC)
That's seriously fantastic. I especially love that bantha it may be the cutest thing I've ever seen.
avalonjones
Nov. 21st, 2009 07:51 am (UTC)
... Iron Rahm?

Seriously, you are such a freakin' genius, I'm not fit to carry your socks to the laundromat! :D
( 4 cousins babbled — babble away! )

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