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Greetings, Fellow Americans! I'm Barack Obama Presidential Action Figure, the first Presidential Action Figure with 137 points of articulation! We've temporarily suspended our neverending bipartisan cocktail hour for a very special bipartisan Fourth of July BBQ!!!





It's an important day to remind everyone of the importance of bipartisanship! For instance, even though we are celebrating our independence from Great Britain, now, thanks to bipartisanship, we are best friends! Just ask my new BFF, the brand new prime minister of Great Britain. Er, and his good friend. Who, we're not quite sure what he does. Other than hang around and eat all the bipartisan cocktail weenies. But, it doesn't matter, because, thanks to bipartisanship, we are all best friends!!



Why, look, it's Governor Sarah Palin! What brings you here to the lower 48, Governor Palin? You're waiting for the other shoe to drop? Hrm, that's unusual. Well, regardless, welcome to our Bipartisan Fourth of July BBQ!



No, Governor Sarah Palin, you may not hunt Bo, the presidential Portuguese Water Dog. No, not even from a helicoptor. That just wouldn't be bipartisan!!



Here's a bipartisan solution: my old buddy Dick Cheney is looking for a new hunting buddy! Why don't you two crazy kids go out and find somebody to shoot in the face?



See? Another problem solved through bipartisanship!



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tikistitch
Jul. 5th, 2009 07:11 am (UTC)
*sigh* Yes, I can imagine it would be hard to pose dollies with those cute leetle kittieh paws!!
avalonjones
Jul. 5th, 2009 07:34 am (UTC)
Why don't you two crazy kids go out and find somebody to shoot in the face?

HAHAHA I THINK I LOVE YOU* BRB LOLING 4EVER

*but what am I so afraid of?
avalonjones
Jul. 5th, 2009 09:10 am (UTC)
Oh, and? Sarah Palin only WISHES she looked that fabulous.
tikistitch
Jul. 5th, 2009 06:00 pm (UTC)
Thank god for BIPARTISANSHIP!!
canspy
Jul. 10th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
There are too many things to love about this, so I'll just pick one at random: PINK MARTINI GLASS!!!!! 8D
tikistitch
Jul. 10th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
What kills me is all the bar equipment (well, except R2D2) came from the original Sailor Moon playset. Girl knows how to party.
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